Do Star Wars, Star Trek, Buck Rogers, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Babylon 5, Red Dwarf, V, and even War of the Worlds have it all wrong? If we or other aliens were to travel into space and go to other worlds, would we really be living inside of spaceships that attempt to mimic our native environment?

The following article (provocatively titled ‘Biological Intelligence is Only a Transitory Phenomenon’) suggests that the answer is no. And not just no, but “hell no, that’s just stupid, what are you thinking?” Here are some quotes from the article to give you a flavor of what they’re talking about:

any aliens exploring the universe will be AI-empowered machines. Not only are machines better able to endure extended exposure to the conditions of space, but they have the potential to develop intelligence far beyond the capacity of the human brain.

I think it very likely – in fact inevitable – that biological intelligence is only a transitory phenomenon, a fleeting phase in the evolution of the universe … If we ever encounter extraterrestrial intelligence, I believe it is overwhelmingly likely to be post-biological in nature.

The two scientists compared that approach [i.e. spacesuits and space ships] to “a fish taking a small quantity of water along with him to live on land.” They felt that humans should be willing to partially adapt to the environment to which they would be traveling. … “Altering man’s bodily functions to meet the requirements of extraterrestrial environments would be more logical than providing an earthly environment for him in space,

So, are they right? Is it a silly idea to think that we want to go somewhere (let’s say Mars for arguments sake) that we aren’t adapted to, without changing outselves? Suppose we could alter our physical selves with gene thereapy, cyborg implents, etc.. so that we could live on Mars without a big bubble and/or terraforming the planet. Is that a better way to go? Or should we build the portable fish tank to take with us as we explore the cosmos? I can see arguments on both sides.

Pro fish tank: We aren’t ourselves anymore if we change. How can we be human and want what humans want if we’re part robot, part martian?

Pro fish tank: We can share all the cool things we have here with those elsewhere (be they aliens or other human visitors). You won’t be able to experience that if you haven’t brought along the right environment.

Pro post-biological: When in Rome …

Pro post-biological: If you change the place you’re going to, you might destroy whatever it was you were going there for in the first place. Disrupt the habitat, kill off the locals (intentional/unintentional), etc..

Pro post-biological: If you adapt to live in the environment you inhabit, you can experience it as it is, not via some proxy.

Pro post-biological: You don’t have to worry about the bubble cracking and all your air leaking away. You also don’t have to worrya bout too much or too little gravity or light, etc..

Pro fish tank: Space ships are cool. So are shelds, lasers, photon torpedos and cloaking devices.

Pro post-biological: Space suits are not comfortable or easy to wear, and they simply will never ever be fashionable.

 

Full article can be found here.

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As i was packing up our basement recently (in prep for a remodel), i ran across the boxed sets of the first three seasons of Battlestar Galactica.  This is the 2000′s remake (I also have the box set of the 1970′s original series).  But there were four seasons of the show.  Where is the season four box set?  It’s not like i didn’t know that i didn’t have it.  I knew it was missing.  It’s not like i couldn’t afford it.  Money isn’t the issue.  And with my slight OCD nature, when i start into collecting something, i almost always get it all (which can sometimes be rather expensive and annoying).  It’s also not that i didn’t like the series.  It’s an amazing series.  The story is compelling, the acting is good.  But … for some reason i just feel reluctant whenever i think about getting season four.

Well, today i was listening to a podcast, and the discussion there hit the nail on the head.  Battlestar Galactica is a “shaggy dog story” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story).  Which basically means that the story is long, it’s complex, it’s interesting.  And it ends with a horrible fizzle that leaves a bad taste in your mouth.  Many people view Lost the same way (although i never got into Lost – it “lost” my interest halfway through season 1).  I would stick the Heroes series in this same camp.  And the Matrix franchise.  Loved it, hated the ending.  Ruined the whole thing.

So yes – that’s it exactly.  Everytime i think about Battlestar Galactica i think of the amazing story.  And everytime i think about picking up that fourth season boxed set, i go “ehhhhhhh”, because it would mean i have to watch the ending again, and i just have no interest in ever doing that.

Of course, not every sci-fi tv series is a shaggy dog.  Probably the very best example i can think of is Babylon 5.  It has a five year story arc that’s completely planned out from beginning to end.  There are scenes in the very first episode that only come to full fruition in the very last episode.  There are story elements that span years.  Characters make choices that actually matter and don’t ‘reset’ after the episode is over.  If only more shows were like this.

What are some of your favorite (as in bad) shaggy dog shows?

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I’d better get this entry written now, because the show is about to end and i want to get this out there before it’s no longer relevant :)



Let me backup. If you don’t watch Sci-fi’s remake of Battlestar Galactica this post won’t mean much to you. If you do watch it but aren’t up to date, don’t read the rest of this post. There are only four episodes left.















Still here? Here’s what i think is going to happen. Starbuck’s crash on Earth, and her “resurrection” even though she’s not a cylon, plus the brand new ship she showed up in are going to be key to the final moments of the show.

What is she? What really happened to her? Why is she the harbinger of doom? I haven’t read any newsgroups, i don’t have any inside information, this is just my own thoughts on how i believe the show will end.

Starbuck did in fact crash on Earth. Or maybe she was shot down by something. But i honestly don’t think that the new Galactica show creators are really going to bring in the “angels” from the original show. I think what happens is that something about Earth rejuvenates people. Somehow, if you die on Earth, you’ll get resurrected. And what’s more, if your ship is destroyed, it’ll get rebuilt in pristine condition.

How this is accomplished, i’m not sure. But somehow this will get found out by the fleet, and what happens next is where things get really interesting. All the disparate plotlines will rapidly converge in the last 20-30 minutes of the show and through a series of events that keep raising the stakes and tension, the entire fleet will ram the planet. Yes, that’s right – the entire fleet (from the Galactica to the rogue Cylon base ship to the lowliest civilian ship in the fleet) will ram themselves into the planet. Why? In hopes that everyone will get resurrected and get shiny new ships – a chance to start over. (or perhaps a chance to have new ships that will be fresh in an ongoing battle against the Cavel fleet).

The final scene will be a glorious explosion as all the ships hit the surface … and then the credits will roll. We’ll never know if it worked. But wow, what an ending.

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