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The stinky cow [Permalink]
Ok, this is too good to pass up... I actually think there might be some merit to studying something like this. But wow, the comments had me busting up :) I'll include a few of them here for you. :)

  • Aahahahaha, I love the onion!!...oh, wait....
  • Fart collection, because your worth it
  • Next step: spontaneous cow combustion ?
  • Fatcat1: "Wanna bet £1m that I can get the hippies measuring cow farts, and then blaming the cows?"
    Fatcat2: "I'll have some of that action
  • OK someone needs tell someone else my bag's full and the presser's is building mooo-ouch
  • If we strap one of these to every cow, we could stop their greenhouse emissions and farmers would have a potentially profitable alternative to natural gas.
    Seriously.
    Stop laughing, the tanks don't have to be pink.
  • I've always thought that if Cows produce so much Methane... then why the ***** aren't we tapping that ass for energy ;)
  • And you thought YOUR job sucked.
  • pull my hoof!
  • *waiting for a hybrid cow*
  • Scientist 1: You know, there are millions and millions of cows in farms that could be producing, "gases" if you know what I mean...
    Scientist 2: Great Scott, Scientist 1, you are right! Cows fart so often that they are a crucial factor in this global warming problem!
    Scientist 1: What should we do about these silly cows and their farts?
    Scientist 2: I've got it mate! We'll strap gigantic pink containers to their backs and measure the amount of fart gas that emits from their behindus! However, if the containers aren't the right hue of pink, the results will be devastatingly off.
    Scientist 1: Right oh, mate. I'll start shoving the tubing up their behinduses so we can start extracting the cow farts!
  • What about the modest cows? Nothing screams, "I'm farting into a tank!" better than a giant pink tube on your back.
  • The expression on the cow's face is priceless. "Moo... this is udderly humiliating..."
  • It couldn't possibly be people causing climate change. Then, what could it be? The cows! It must be the cows. Quick, strap pink plastic tanks to their backs and collect fart samples...
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Posted by shawker on Friday, 11 July 2008
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