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The stinky cow [Permalink]
Ok, this is too good to pass up... I actually think there might be some merit to studying something like this. But wow, the comments had me busting up :) I'll include a few of them here for you. :)

  • Aahahahaha, I love the onion!!...oh, wait....
  • Fart collection, because your worth it
  • Next step: spontaneous cow combustion ?
  • Fatcat1: "Wanna bet £1m that I can get the hippies measuring cow farts, and then blaming the cows?"
    Fatcat2: "I'll have some of that action
  • OK someone needs tell someone else my bag's full and the presser's is building mooo-ouch
  • If we strap one of these to every cow, we could stop their greenhouse emissions and farmers would have a potentially profitable alternative to natural gas.
    Seriously.
    Stop laughing, the tanks don't have to be pink.
  • I've always thought that if Cows produce so much Methane... then why the ***** aren't we tapping that ass for energy ;)
  • And you thought YOUR job sucked.
  • pull my hoof!
  • *waiting for a hybrid cow*
  • Scientist 1: You know, there are millions and millions of cows in farms that could be producing, "gases" if you know what I mean...
    Scientist 2: Great Scott, Scientist 1, you are right! Cows fart so often that they are a crucial factor in this global warming problem!
    Scientist 1: What should we do about these silly cows and their farts?
    Scientist 2: I've got it mate! We'll strap gigantic pink containers to their backs and measure the amount of fart gas that emits from their behindus! However, if the containers aren't the right hue of pink, the results will be devastatingly off.
    Scientist 1: Right oh, mate. I'll start shoving the tubing up their behinduses so we can start extracting the cow farts!
  • What about the modest cows? Nothing screams, "I'm farting into a tank!" better than a giant pink tube on your back.
  • The expression on the cow's face is priceless. "Moo... this is udderly humiliating..."
  • It couldn't possibly be people causing climate change. Then, what could it be? The cows! It must be the cows. Quick, strap pink plastic tanks to their backs and collect fart samples...
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Posted by shawker on Friday, 11 July 2008
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Let the games begin! [Permalink]
An article came across my reader yesterday that caught my attention. "All video games to be free". Holy crazy-talk batman. Did you just say that all video games will be free? Considering that the computer gaming industry is a multi-billion dollar a year industry, i was quite skeptical as to how this could be. So i read on...

The article starts out saying that the gaming industry loses a bazillion dollars a year due to pirating. In order to combat this, some companies (mostly in Japan right now) are giving away their games for free. Yes, that's right - you can just go to the website and download the game.

Sounds great for the consumer. And maybe the company is getting gamer good-will, but ... that's not a very good business model. So what's in it for the companies that are doing this? I'll get to that in just a minute. That's the really interesting and innovative part.

But first: the article goes on to say that because some companies are starting this, eventually it will spill over and all companies will HAVE to give their games away for free, because why would you pay $50 for a game when you can get another equally fun game for free? Good point.

Ok, so how can a game company give away games for free and hope to survive? Enter "micropayments". Even though you can play the game for free (or at least part of it), it's all the accessories and extras that you will buy to enhance your experience that will fill the game company coffers. Suppose you're playing a racing game. You want a red car with a super cool flame paint job? $1.00. How about a t-shirt for your character with your face on it? Another $1.00. Walk into the virtual game-store and buy that barbarian character of yours a wicked-cool two-handed longsword of slaying for $1.75. Brilliant! I can totally see this taking off. There's already precedent for this in second life where people sell virtual goods/services for real-world cash.

What do you think - genius or madness?

Posted by shawker on Friday, 11 July 2008
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